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Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9820) - you deserved it (28961)

On 12/16/2010 at 12:51am - love - by LD619 - United States (California)

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If you still care for her then ask her to the concert instead of buying her to tickets, she might not have the same feelings as you do. So YDI

#10 - On 12/16/2010 at 6:59am by valri3

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You should never show them that you still care, that's exactly what they want. They love to see you hurt.

#8 - On 12/16/2010 at 6:51am by Lounia

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