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Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML


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On 12/16/2010 at 12:51am - love - by LD619 - United States (California)

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If you still care for her then ask her to the concert instead of buying her to tickets, she might not have the same feelings as you do. So YDI

#10 - On 12/16/2010 at 6:59am by valri3

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Two tickets? Perhaps you should have invite her to the concert instead and gone from there. I bet you'd be upset if she went to the concert with a date. Time to move on.

#27 - On 12/16/2010 at 7:43am by sourgirl101

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