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Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10290) - you deserved it (35722)

On 12/13/2010 at 9:01pm - love - by blahblah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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YDI. take the dog to a safe location where he will never find it, like where your self respect is. THEN break up with him :)

#5 - On 12/14/2010 at 3:16am by White_Fury

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dang, get over it. break up with him and tell him you get the dog.
Go do what they did on legally blonde (:

#3 - On 12/14/2010 at 3:15am by Waffcakes

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