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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21862) - you deserved it (2005)

On 12/13/2010 at 8:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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... You mean he didn't notice when you fell over? i get what she meant but seriously, what is up with the wording of some of these fmls.

#11 - On 12/14/2010 at 3:35am by DEXter501

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Little did he know, because he is so muscular he didn't notice the weight of his gf was not on his shoulder. Because he bench presses cows in his spare time.

#28 - On 12/14/2010 at 5:08am by tygerarmy

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