Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

by Anonymous / 12/13/2010 at 8:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • ... You mean he didn't notice when you fell over? i get what she meant but seriously, what is up with the wording of some of these fmls.

    #11 - On 12/14/2010 at 3:35am by DEXter501

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  • can't blame him... he was at least trying to be romantic... give him a break ...

    #3 - On 12/14/2010 at 3:15am by kboy1234

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