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Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32942) - you deserved it (7370)

On 12/13/2010 at 3:29pm - love - by phonesage (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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And the address didn't tip you off?

#2 - On 12/13/2010 at 6:58pm by Doortje

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Let's hope you didn't fap to this "girl"

#7 - On 12/13/2010 at 7:01pm by Ninjafriends

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