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Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35672) - you deserved it (5029)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:32am - love - by fordn4h - United States (Colorado)

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did she cut out the pictures in the house of your new girlfriend and replace them with her yet?

#2 - On 12/13/2010 at 6:24am by Judus_beej

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whoa that shits took you 4 hours to decorate your tree

#33 - On 12/13/2010 at 9:51am by xFMILYFEx

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