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Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33423) - you deserved it (4976)

On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

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Lol. Looks like you are her sex slave for the day

#2 - On 12/09/2010 at 5:37pm by MzDisturbedOne

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Your current girlfriend will come to regret being such a cheapskate.

Your previous girlfriend will just come.

#7 - On 12/09/2010 at 5:47pm by perdix

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