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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32305) - you deserved it (8399)

On 12/09/2010 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous -

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you may need to get a restraining order

#3 - On 12/09/2010 at 6:02am by robc32ca

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throw rocks at him

#2 - On 12/09/2010 at 6:00am by disco2466

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