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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32310) - you deserved it (2678)

On 12/02/2010 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

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... Dude, you never leave a new girlfriend alone with your mom. Good things do not happen.

#14 - On 12/02/2010 at 5:57pm by BehindTheSun

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It's your relationship, you should be in control.

#1 - On 12/02/2010 at 5:47pm by zmeilerr

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