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Today, my boyfriend informed me via text message that he had moved to Bristol, and the reason he had ignored me the past fortnight was because he didn't know how to tell me. He knew he was moving even before we even got together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24957) - you deserved it (2572)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Doncaster)

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Even before you even? Are you even from tumblr even?

#17 - On 12/02/2010 at 1:18pm by dacho

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Since when was fortnight a strictly British term? Jesus, Americans...

#87 - On 12/04/2010 at 8:33am by idolsandanchors

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