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Today, the love of my life, who I moved all the way from Australia to England to be with, broke up with me cause I didn't like her cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26366) - you deserved it (6065)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:20am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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But cats are lovely!! Shame on her, she obviously doesn't deserve you if she broke up with you over a cat.
And after moving all that way.
Poor you OP

#1 - On 11/22/2010 at 10:04am by rachii

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You deserve it for leaving Australia and moving into pommy territory.

#3 - On 11/22/2010 at 10:06am by marinus

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