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Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14118) - you deserved it (5380)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

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how the hell did this makke the site its pointless

#7 - On 03/11/2009 at 9:59pm by snowman2684

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Could be worse. A friend of mine, at a party, told his girlfriend that she smelled like salami. He then proceeded to ask several guests to sniff her. She looked slightly unhappy.

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 12:43pm by Streak

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