Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML
by tmac05 / 11/13/2010 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Love
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So what? People fart. If your date was that bothered by a natural body function, you need to find someone more grown up to go out with.
#28 - On 11/13/2010 at 10:19am by sallen0046
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Waiter: ... *farts*
Boyfriend: WHY DID YOU DO THAT, (Girlfriend's name)
Girlfriend: IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE DAMN WAITER!
Boyfriend: DON'T BLAME THE WAITER! That's it, this date is over. *leaves*
Waiter: ... sucker.
#24 - On 11/13/2010 at 9:18am by DrDoofenshmirtz
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