Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

by tmac05 / 11/13/2010 at 12:13am / United States (California) / Love

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  • So what? People fart. If your date was that bothered by a natural body function, you need to find someone more grown up to go out with.

    #28 - On 11/13/2010 at 10:19am by sallen0046

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  • Waiter: ... *farts*

    Boyfriend: WHY DID YOU DO THAT, (Girlfriend's name)

    Girlfriend: IT WASN'T ME IT WAS THE DAMN WAITER!

    Boyfriend: DON'T BLAME THE WAITER! That's it, this date is over. *leaves*

    Waiter: ... sucker.

    #24 - On 11/13/2010 at 9:18am by DrDoofenshmirtz

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