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Today, my boyfriend struck up a conversation about the reproductive systems of seahorses. We were getting intimate at the time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21447) - you deserved it (2112)

On 01/16/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United Kingdom

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were you fucking David Attenborough by any chance?

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:19pm by timmytwofinger

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so ... he wants to have your baby?

#2 - On 02/07/2009 at 1:01pm by Kat

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