Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML

by Moeswifey / 10/24/2010 at 1:11pm / United States / Love

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  • maybe he meant he didnt know you were in the kitchen with him?

    #5 - On 10/24/2010 at 5:57pm by zetteymonsterxo

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  • Why would you assume he was making breakfast for you when there was only one plate? Next time, open your mouth and say hello before sitting down to be fed as though he were your servant.

    #34 - On 10/24/2010 at 7:32pm by sallen0046

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