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Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML


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On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version

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I would totally do this to my boyfriend, but he would just laugh at me. The real FML begins when we find out you told her yes.

#3 - On 10/24/2010 at 6:18am by redbluegreen

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You do know that all human beings are covered with fine hairs, right? I don't understand why people are so grossed out by it. I'll admit I'm not a very hairy person but OP's reaction still bugs me.

If your gf's facial hair is unsightly to you, tell her. She can take care of it or dump you. But bitching behind her back about how YL is F'ed is just a dick move on your part, OP.

#27 - On 10/24/2010 at 9:41am by ImaginaryFoe

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