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Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28702) - you deserved it (2697)
On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version
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