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Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20334) - you deserved it (1439)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:58am - love - by Down - United States (Nevada)

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What a butthole... be glad it's over! You deserve better.

#4 - On 02/15/2009 at 7:20am by maiden_girl

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Don't worry - same happened to me. He married the other girl, then divorced, hooked up with me for about a year, but left again because he was still afraid, married someone else. When I found him fourteen years later, he was divorced again, penniless, bald, near homeless, living with two stinking mangey dogs that his ex-wife wouldn't take with her, had tried committing suicide with a pair of dull scissors, and was working for about 6.50 an hour as a security guard. It was wonderful.

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 1:10pm by meowwow

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