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Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be all right, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36035) - you deserved it (5319)

On 10/06/2010 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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So make him another sandwich

#1 - On 10/06/2010 at 6:17am by whatchutalkinbou

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^^^1&2 are obviouslymale, losers, and single

and I'm so sorry Op. but think about it this way: you don't need someone like that raising YOUR baby. good luck

#7 - On 10/06/2010 at 6:20am by tarabelle

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