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By anon - 01/10/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, I removed all my online dating profiles. Apparently my ex-husband finds stalking me online preferable to spending time with his new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 028

You deserved it 3 005

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By bubbashrek - 28/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized my soon to be ex wife is stalking me online. Everytime I block her she creates a new profile. She left me 9 months ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 666

You deserved it 2 991

By Anonymous - 24/11/2014 18:47 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, I decided to check out a dating site, when I stumbled across my ex wife's profile. She'd had it for four out of the five years of our marriage. And no, it didn't rate us as a good match. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 810

You deserved it 3 855

Why do people do this?

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 311

You deserved it 138

By Anna - 02/07/2016 21:08 - United States - Lake City

Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 344

You deserved it 1 850

By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 846

You deserved it 2 415

Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - 12/03/2015 13:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 815

You deserved it 3 900

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 73 807

You deserved it 4 368

Twisted tenderness

By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 16:00

Today, I found my husband on a dating app and I was gonna kick his ass, until I realised that would mean admitting I’m on the same app, so I deleted mine but now I need to figure out a way of explaining how I know he’s still on it, so I can kick his ass. We have a twisted relationship, I know this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 174

You deserved it 2 399

Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 689

You deserved it 202

By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 21:43 - France

Today, on her Facebook profile, my ex erased all the pictures where we were together, added her new boyfriend to her friends, and changed her status to, "I'm so happy". FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 319

You deserved it 6 776

FFML_314 11

Friday 1 October 2010 9:13

He's not the only one stalking you online, Sarah. ;)

skittle68 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:43

Um they were married- what do you think??

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lovelyliz916 5

Friday 1 October 2010 9:10

Lmao..at least he still has a "thing" for you hahaha!!

takeapieandrun 9

Friday 1 October 2010 9:20

Lol, at least you're valuable to somebody.

kriptonite_fml 0

Friday 1 October 2010 9:20

what if he has to take a shit?

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Friday 1 October 2010 9:11

Stalking ex-wives online is the new fad.

blahzz 4

Friday 1 October 2010 9:12

Time to buy a water gun.

poptartsznpornos_fml 0

Friday 1 October 2010 9:13

lol oh wow.... yall two mustve really been close !

skittle68 0

Friday 1 October 2010 18:43

Um they were married- what do you think??

FFML_314 11

Friday 1 October 2010 9:13

He's not the only one stalking you online, Sarah. ;)

dreamering 16

Friday 1 October 2010 9:20

You know the OP? Please change your picture before he totally changes his mind

FFML_314 11

Friday 1 October 2010 9:23

What's the matter with my picture?

dreamering 16

Friday 1 October 2010 9:29

Nothing Fight Club girl. I insinuated that you’re the husband girlfriend.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 1 October 2010 10:10

How dare you break the first and second rule!

FFML_314 11

Friday 1 October 2010 10:58

Not to mention rule 37!

Zosiaaa 0

Friday 1 October 2010 16:05

you also broke rule 100. no tubbies

mooshibear140 4

Saturday 2 October 2010 4:23

Lol. Is that a joke? :P either way I'm laughing.

firechildredhead 0

Friday 1 October 2010 9:17

It's kind of hard to tell how creepy this is based on the fact that we don't know who divorced who or how it all went down.

schwancy 2

Friday 1 October 2010 9:19

How do you even know he's stalking you? unless he confessed.

everythingelena 28

Saturday 26 December 2015 11:16

I mean some online profiles allow you to see who has looked at your page so that might be how

NitroTonicsFML 4

Friday 1 October 2010 9:22

He must be bored

iSexxxy 0

Friday 1 October 2010 9:27

Guys..

cheapluxury 4

Friday 1 October 2010 9:28

Rule.

FFML_314 11

Friday 1 October 2010 9:58

Pusillanimous.

Alkix 2

Friday 1 October 2010 10:04

I did not expect that to be an actual word. Well played.

FFML_314 11

Friday 1 October 2010 10:18

We are going to ignore him, Mercy.

MAGNAVOX 0

Friday 1 October 2010 9:32

Your ex husband is searching for the guy you cheated on him with. He wants to kill him . :O

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Same thing different taste

Why do people do this?

Catfished

Twisted tenderness

Move on, dude

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