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Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40646) - you deserved it (3185)

On 09/15/2010 at 2:02pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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When exactly did his brain cease to function, darling?

#9 - On 09/15/2010 at 5:11pm by Mirorbo

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kick him in the balls and tell him to get lost

#5 - On 09/15/2010 at 5:09pm by Vashen

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