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Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML


I agree, your life sucks (111326) - you deserved it (16069)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

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who watches a cell phone? you need to get laid

#3 - On 02/26/2009 at 11:11pm by SEXMUFFIN21

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...watching a cellphone? if that isn't the weirdest hobby i've ever heard...

#5 - On 03/07/2009 at 7:53am by jennaleighhh

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