Today, While I was running around the block I had this urge to spit. Suddenly I noticed this beautiful girl running in front me. Trying to impress her, I smiled and by mistake drooled everything on the pavement. She wasn't impressed. FML

by djteller / 04/24/2009 at 8:13pm / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Love

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  • I hate people who spit all over the floor. YDI.

    #2 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:08am by skyle

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  • Ah, how inconvenient. I'm sure she was in fact impressed. Imagine how many envelopes you could seal with that amount of saliva!

    #3 - On 04/25/2009 at 3:09am by CaptainJellyBean

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