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Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30541) - you deserved it (3435)

On 09/05/2010 at 4:14am - love - by ohmydog (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Did you break the rest?

#2 - On 09/05/2010 at 10:01am by FFML_314

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Wow what a fail at kissing. What the hell did he do? Smile like this :D and then go in for it?

#8 - On 09/05/2010 at 10:07am by ThereIsNoFork

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