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Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30455) - you deserved it (5560)

On 08/28/2010 at 12:19pm - love - by doesntkissalot - United States (Florida)

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only 19997 minutes to go(:

#15 - On 08/28/2010 at 5:25pm by Jessi_the_sexii

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#1 - On 08/28/2010 at 5:16pm by SxyDianosaurRAWR

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