Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30455) - you deserved it (5560)
On 08/28/2010 at 12:19pm - love - by doesntkissalot - United States (Florida)
Firepants's life also sucksToday, I woke up with a burning sensation on my butt. Remembering that yesterday I was…
Joel also deserved itToday, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office…
only 19997 minutes to go(:
#15 - On 08/28/2010 at 5:25pm by Jessi_the_sexii
See in context
#1 - On 08/28/2010 at 5:16pm by SxyDianosaurRAWR
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Top of the page
You must have an FML account to comment.
Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!
The Artist's interview
All illustrated FMLs
Thursday 22 January 2015
The whole blog
© 2008-2014 by
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: Follow the FML Follow the FML blog Follow the FML comments - FeedBurner alternative
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
FML Everywhere: Français - Italiano - Español - Türk - Pусский - Svenskt - Indonesia -