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Today, I had lunch with a couple of my friends and a guy I like. Another guy I have a crush on came and ate with us too. After lunch, one of the guys I have a crush on told me the other guy I like is sexy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12353) - you deserved it (2558)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:07am - love - by dexter - United States (California)

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geez make your fucking mind up

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:42pm by timmytwofinger

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If this was me, I would just get excited and want to watch the two of them make out. But I'm weird.

#2 - On 02/13/2009 at 7:01pm by 42

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