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Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11868) - you deserved it (40995)

On 07/22/2010 at 12:46pm - love - by Nic (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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NOTE. That never works. Fail.

#1 - On 07/22/2010 at 5:19pm by MyNameIsInvictus

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probably didn't like the cottage cheese thighs anyways.

#4 - On 07/22/2010 at 5:21pm by avenged7fold6661

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