Today, my wife told me that if she had a penny for every time I had brought her to climax she'd have change for a nickel. We've been married for 16 years. FML

by phobopohobia / 02/06/2009 at 5:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

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  • Either she's an idiot for never bringing it up sooner, or you're as dense as a brick for not being able to gauge her reactions/responses.

    #12 - On 02/09/2009 at 4:26pm by ohgeez

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  • Same as the others said. If she never said anything about it before, fuck her life; she should have told you.

    #9 - On 02/08/2009 at 4:39pm by wowomfglol

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