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Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML


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On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

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When I (for some odd reason) decide to draw on paper instead of my tablet, I always end up moving my left hand down looking for the ctrl+z on my keyboard...only to realize I'm not at a computer

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 9:44am by alpuppy

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Sometimes, when I'm writing an essay in class, I EXPECT little red squiggly lines to show up under words. Usually this is when I don't get enough sleep, but I can feel your pain. >.-

#21 - On 03/15/2009 at 3:59pm by Nik

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