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Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13734) - you deserved it (42515)

On 07/15/2010 at 2:53am - love - by BambooLove (woman) - United States

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