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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54749) - you deserved it (6720)

On 07/07/2010 at 12:40pm - love - by whatheffers (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Which song?

#1 - On 07/07/2010 at 5:37pm by hkkilla

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When OP wouldn't let "Alejandro" "Poke-her-Face", he decided it wasn't worth the "Bad Romance" and dumped her over the "Telephone" saying he didn't want to play these "Love Games" anymore. "Alejandro" proceeded to dump OP for a girl who was more "Beautiful, Dirty, Rich" who said "I Like it Rough". Now, OP will cry, heartbroken in her room as "Alejandro" and his new girl "Just Dance" the night away at a club.

#47 - On 07/07/2010 at 6:07pm by ScaryyMary

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