Today, I committed to babysitting on Valentine's Day not because I needed the money, but because I just got dumped. FML
by alone / 02/06/2009 at 2:16pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
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It's better to be alone then with bad company.
#2 - On 02/06/2009 at 8:42pm by desabelle
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You pleasured yourself with chocolates? Hmmm. Never tried that, I usually use a vibrator.
#6 - On 02/07/2009 at 1:43pm by skeezycheeses
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