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Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML

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On 06/07/2010 at 3:27pm - love - by Mandy (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

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ouch. new bf.

#1 - On 06/07/2010 at 7:17pm by rebeccalynne

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Well, all we know about you is that you're with an asshole. It doesn't make you look particularly smart...

Also, he kind of insulted himself saying he is suited to someone who is dumb.

#16 - On 06/07/2010 at 7:20pm by Intoxicunt

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