Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

by bbns / 01/14/2009 at 6:57am / Germany (Hessen) / Love

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  • i think you just saved yourself some hassle if she's into guys that puke

    #1 - On 02/04/2009 at 8:58pm by timmytwofinger

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  • 'in love' is a pretty strong phrase to use on a girl you basically just have a 'big crush' on. and your life isn't fucked, she must have low self esteem or some other issues that would compell her to fall in love with a stranger at a party that threw up all over someone elses house. i'd say good for you, you don't have to deal with her stupidity and you actually get to move on and find a girl with some self worth.

    #18 - On 09/24/2010 at 4:01pm by seabass32

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