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Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11137) - you deserved it (1120)

On 01/14/2009 at 6:57am - love - by bbns - Germany (Hessen)

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