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Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45952) - you deserved it (6706)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)

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you should tell her "wait till you found i what i did to you, it's even more fucked up than this!"

it will drive her crazy trying to figure it out

#13 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:53pm by bobdole

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did you not notice your shampoo was a different color and suddenly smelled completely different? I really dont think this is true. For nair to actually do anything you have to leave it on for like 10 minutes

#9 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:32pm by ..kk

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