Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML

by xnickx / 04/16/2009 at 10:47am / United States (Nebraska) / Love

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  • LOL... I wonder how that conversation went down...
    "HERE'S YOUR DAMN KEY BACK, STOP STALKING ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!"
    "BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH I LOVE YOU DON'T LEAVE ME"
    *slams door in her face*... *walks back to apartment and realizes he gave his key to the ex*
    "Yeah so I uhh gave you MY key by mistake"

    #4 - On 04/16/2009 at 1:55pm by amirn86

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  • Smooth move, but I can sympathize what a crappy position you are now in having had a truly crazy ex.

    #1 - On 04/16/2009 at 1:51pm by destron

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