Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I had to be the one to break it to my daughter that WWE fighting was staged. She began crying. However, last month she didn't shed a single tear at her grandmother's funeral. FML

#16655787
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36154) - you deserved it (5123)

On 06/14/2011 at 2:08am - kids - by mk (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34128) - you deserved it (4293)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

#16628523
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29735) - you deserved it (5270)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm - kids - by Brandy_Dandy78 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38326) - you deserved it (7380)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my cousin taught me how to make dinner. My cousin is in first grade and I'm in college. FML

#16598107
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11754) - you deserved it (37640)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32567) - you deserved it (12400)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

#16520207
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31315) - you deserved it (4229)

On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38612) - you deserved it (5415)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

#16434926
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37392) - you deserved it (4478)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

#16398150
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31256) - you deserved it (14415)

On 05/29/2011 at 4:12am - kids - by adogg18 - United States (California)

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

#16391580
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33272) - you deserved it (7598)

On 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by tb351 - United States

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38068) - you deserved it (5740)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML

#16334194
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34216) - you deserved it (4410)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:34pm - kids - by OhDear (woman) - United States (Maryland)



FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #2 : School
  • We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular but controversial subject. OK, we're not debating a…

Thursday 23 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: