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Today, I had to explain to my 15-year-old son why it wouldn't be a good idea to include a picture of the red Power Ranger in his "Weapons throughout history" project. FML

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On 03/28/2012 at 6:49pm - kids - by laststand11 - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
428 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML

#19350596
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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

#19337842
108 comments

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On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

#19332280
191 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML

#19326389
263 comments

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On 03/22/2012 at 1:14pm - kids - by futuremum (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML

#19320311
194 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML

#19319555
129 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 8:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

#19318105
75 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML

#19316250
89 comments

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On 03/20/2012 at 8:23pm - kids - by LadyJ (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

#19308008
175 comments

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On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

#19305380
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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
77 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)



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