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Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, ( Auntie, y r you sitting like a kangaroo? ) I'd say the whole room pissed thier pants laughing. FML

#17910752
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On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today... mah son thought it was a good idaa to spray daodorant into his mouth cuz ha wantd frash braath. This rasultd in him passing out. My son is 17.

#17892835
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On 10/03/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, six-year-old got in an argument wit four-year-old. I told tem to go outside. Te next ting I know, son was standing in front of is sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" an cackling madly. FML

#17884513
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On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words sliphen I droppd something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb an his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

#17883500
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On 10/02/2011 at 12:53am - kids - by Kelly - United States (Florida)

Today..!! I got mad at 4 year old son for cussing me out!! Afterwards..!! I went upstairs to get ready for te day!! Wen I came back downstairs I found im pooping on brand new leater couc!! FML

#17880683
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On 10/01/2011 at 7:10pm - kids - by kewtness_17 - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Giving An Anti-drugs Speech To A Group Of Ninth Graders. I Got Onto The Topic Of Trafficking From Problem Countries An Askd A Student To Point Out Mexico City On A Map. He Hesitatd A Few Seconds Before Pointing At Canada. What The Hell Has The Education System Come To? FML

#17874852
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On 09/30/2011 at 10:55pm - kids - by jesus christ - United States

Today... mah 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school... mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

#17826099
128 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:03am - kids - by Lolaa123 - United States

today I walked in on my daughter trying to tan herself with her regular desk lamp. She won't believe that it wouldn't give her a tan. She's 16 yeres old. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17786213
94 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 3:24am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , mah five year old ran down the street wereing nothing but flip flops , Star Wars underwear , an a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton rackethile screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in mah pajamas. FML

#17767423
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On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her fir weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said , "I poop." fat FML

#17761729
78 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor young son ran into and hid looool inside a cactu garden. I had to drag him out. FML

#17758284
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On 09/16/2011 at 3:26pm - kids - by Chandler - United States

Today,hile teaching high school class about astronomy , I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand , and asked mehat the "white things" were. In other words , clouds. FML

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On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL SAYING THAT SHE HAD BEAT SOMEONE UP. SHE'S 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

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On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)



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