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YESTERDAY THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR ASKD ME TO LEAVE THE GRIEF COUNSELING GROUP 4 THE DEATH OF MAH SISTER. APPARENTLY... I SCARE THE OTHERS. FML

#21309843
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On 12/02/2014 at 12:30am - kids - by notmycircus (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... only child introduced his new girlfriend to me. He is 36 an has no children. She is 46 an has a pregnant daughterho she is very close with. I don't know if I'll ever be a grandfather... but in any case... son is going to be one before me. FML

#21308718
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On 11/30/2014 at 12:29pm - kids - by Greatgrandpa (man) - Curacao

Today mah little looool sister asked if she could play on mah laptop but I said no because I was writing an essay 4 school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents saying I did it. As they bitched me out mah sister got on mah laptop and deleted mah half-finished essay. mega FML

#21308491
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On 11/30/2014 at 12:48am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I cummed home after doing some Black Friday shopping fir Christmas presents. I told mah husband I got the must-have toy our daughter has been dying for. As soon as I said it, I heard squealing an turned around to see her standing right behind me. There goes the surprise. FML

#21307526
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On 11/28/2014 at 1:07pm - kids - by Ruinedchristmas (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I eld te door open fir an old lady, before realizing se was a teacer taking 20-plus kids to lunc at local burger joint, all of wom got in front of me in te line to order. FML

#21304463
65 comments

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On 11/23/2014 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MAH SON TRAINED HIS LITTLE SISTER TO WALK UP TO STRANGERS AND WHIMPER: "MY MOMMY PUNCHES ME." FML

#21303913
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On 11/22/2014 at 1:37pm - kids - by uterurist (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter an my very pregnant cat !! I left the room briefly , only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave brth in front of her !! FML

#21303819
87 comments

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On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, my five year old sister won't stop saying, "shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML

#21303585
41 comments

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On 11/21/2014 at 10:29pm - kids - by angkal2002 - Australia

Today My 12-year-old Daughter Informed Me That She Is Eager To Loose Her Virginity ( Because I Don't Want To Be Thrown Into A Volcano! ) FML

#21300667
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On 11/17/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband an I told my parents I was pregnant with my first child!! The only thing my father did was look at my husband an tell him his pull out game was weak!! FML

#21299949
74 comments

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On 11/16/2014 at 12:29am - kids - by wtfdad - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, while shopping, a lady cummd up to me an askd if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry an they'll let me checkout frst." big fat FML

#21297177
56 comments

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On 11/11/2014 at 6:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - France

TODAY, I SAT MY SON DOWN FIR A TALK ABOUT HOW HE'S BEEN TOO LAZY TO BRUSH HIS TEETH LATELY . I SAID "SON, WE NEED TO HAVE A CHAT ABOUT ORAL HYGIENE." HE ROLLED HIS EYES, SIGHED, AND SAID HE ALREADY KNEW TO CLEAN "IT" BEFORE A GIRL WENT DOWN ON HIM, AND ASKED IF HE COULD GO ALREADY . FML

#21295420
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On 11/09/2014 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today , the last of mah close friends announcd she is pregnant. Meanwhile , I'm single and mah nest is empty. Well , not exactly , because even mah freaking cat is pregnant. FML

#21295090
64 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 11:06pm - kids - by NoBabies - United States (Arizona)



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