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Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML

#14191427
126 comments

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On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I asked my mother why she didn't drink. She laughed and said, "The last time I drank was the night you were conceived. I didn't need any other disasters." FML

#14180759
92 comments

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On 12/12/2010 at 4:55pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

#14165047
147 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML

#14150081
95 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 1:53am - kids - by Mak10 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
134 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML

#14109334
67 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 5:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my five year old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side so I decided to grab a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

#14103046
105 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 1:17am - kids - by Hunter -

Today, I came home from work to find my five year old daughter drawing unicorns on the wall. The same wall that I had to repaint last week because it had puppies on it. FML

#14093907
185 comments

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On 12/05/2010 at 8:53am - kids - by Ed - United States (California)

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

#14079841
143 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML

#14029442
107 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:03pm - kids - by Laura -

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

#14024877
114 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 4:17pm - kids - by nybaby - United States (New York)



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