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Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

#12077410
53 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 1:09am - kids - by HarvestMoon_gal (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

#12002440
103 comments

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On 07/20/2010 at 12:29pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my kids surprised me when I got home. One of them played the Rocky theme song on the stereo, and the other came up to me and said, "Daddy, let's go. We need you to drop about 15 pounds before you appear in front of all of our friends at our play." FML

#11980877
89 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 9:59am - kids - by Cody (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700 mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

#11704209
134 comments

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On 07/06/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, after two hours, I finally got my very cranky, sick baby to fall asleep. Five minutes later, a neighbor started shooting off fireworks. FML

#11614561
156 comments

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On 07/02/2010 at 3:29pm - kids - by yrfavweapon - United States (New York)

Today, after suggesting to my daughter for a while that she should try out for a cheerleading team to become more confident, she went to tryouts. She didn't make the team and she's spent the last six hours in her room crying. FML

#11541731
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15908) - you deserved it (42685)

On 06/29/2010 at 1:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML

#11431996
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36279) - you deserved it (4617)

On 06/24/2010 at 5:38pm - kids - by babysitter (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my kids thought it would be funny to put pictures of naked men and women as people's ID on my phone. They won't tell me how to change it back. FML

#11305876
145 comments

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On 06/19/2010 at 3:47am - kids - by Momma - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. While I was asleep, he drew a face on my stomach and when I woke up he was talking to it. He said it would be less weird if he was talking to my stomach with a face on it, representing the baby. According to him, our child is going to have a mustache. FML

#11198427
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18978) - you deserved it (25238)

On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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