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Today, mah 4 year old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her clevage. She looked at me an said, ( Mommy,hen I grow up will I have big round boobies lyk her or tiny pointy ones lyk you? ) FML

#7079219
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On 01/01/2010 at 9:12am - kids - by andy - United States (New York)

TODAY, MY 7 YEAR OLD LOOKS AT ME AN STATES, "WEN I GROW UP MOMMY I WANT TO BE FAT JUST LIKE YOU." FML

#7050421
119 comments

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On 12/31/2009 at 2:39am - kids - by Missyangel (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I was in a busy arport batroom wit my tree year old son. Wile in te process of pulling my pants down, my son decided to open te stall door. I jumped up to yank te door closed but not before te line of waiting women saw me wit my pants wrapped around my ankles. FML

#7039639
103 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 5:42pm - kids - by doody (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an looool action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces cuz he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

#6998138
84 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday I Was Watching 'Caillou' !! It Was A Christma Special For Pre-schoolers !! I Was Quite Enjoying Myself, When It Hit Me That My Kid Had Been In Bed For An Hour !! I Forget What Adult TV Is !! FML

#6979481
78 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 8:36pm - kids - by Jen (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, mah 8 year old son decidd to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well playd son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, I lerened just how much change a toddler can stuff in to a Nintendo Wii!! I also lerened that those things r putted together with special screws!! FML

#6919717
85 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 10:49am - kids - by Gameless Guy - United States

Taday I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappereed to!! My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it 4 her Myspace and said that I deserved it 4 bieng a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome!! FML

#6901032
443 comments

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On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I tried to rid my son of is pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

#6783679
224 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old sonho was situatd on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, yur legs r so furry!". Everyone watching the show turnd and stard at us. FML

#6747789
77 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 1:58am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today I saw four-year-old son running around outside an copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside I saw dog eating a dead rabbit an son doing the same. mega FML

#6741094
117 comments

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On 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me . My seven year old responded, 'I'll love u forever mummy.' My sixteen year old responded, 'Can u wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

#6727065
104 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 8:29pm - kids - by ljjprchf (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school!! Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

#6712384
169 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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