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Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26554) - you deserved it (3035)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

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"No, sweetie. Not until you have kids."

#11 - On 05/05/2009 at 1:01pm by leelee87

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@1 because kids are blind until a certain age? What? you honestly think a five year old is NOT going to notice that grown women have strange growths on their chests that grown men don't have? A good parent is honest about that information with his/her kids.

#4 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:29pm by maitressekatje

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