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Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19754) - you deserved it (7936)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

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#5, you fart, everybody farts, does that make you fat? maybe, maybe not..but you come off rude and ignorant.


but honestly...thats awesome!

#7 - On 03/12/2009 at 2:38pm by x0x_KissOfDeath

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Man you missed out on the obvious retort to that little kid, namely lifting one cheek and squeezing for all you were worth.

Hell even if you royally sharted your pants it woulda been totally worth it...

#6 - On 03/11/2009 at 10:46pm by Brandosyn

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