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Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
#5, you fart, everybody farts, does that make you fat? maybe, maybe not..but you come off rude and ignorant.
but honestly...thats awesome!
Man you missed out on the obvious retort to that little kid, namely lifting one cheek and squeezing for all you were worth.
Hell even if you royally sharted your pants it woulda been totally worth it...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014