[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after the party from the night before, which contained lots of booze and very spicy (indian) food. I wake up and notice a small boy on the seat in front staring at me, I smile at him, and then he turns to his father and says: "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947 (29)

I agree, your life sucks (12423) - you deserved it (5157)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

More FMLs?

Lax's life also sucks
Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow,...

Hellau's life also sucks
Today, I was baby-sitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two hour struggle, I finally manage to get...

apricot also deserved it
Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago....

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

05/15/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2012 by