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Today, I was volunteering at a school. There's this really bratty boy there and he was being rude, so I joked, "How are you ever gonna get a girlfriend when you're so mean?" He responds, "I think the better question is how are you ever gonna get a boyfriend when you're so ugly." He's 7. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53087) - you deserved it (12049)

On 04/07/2009 at 7:34pm - kids - by ugly (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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