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Today, I went for a ride with my son. I noticed he didn't have his seat belt on. To teach him a lesson, I drove very slowly and hit the brakes really hard. The impact was greater than I thought, so my son hit his head against the window and left a huge crack. He just laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5452) - you deserved it (43736)

On 01/13/2010 at 1:12pm - kids - by Joe (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

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first...and you're a dumbass for endangering your kid

#1 - On 01/13/2010 at 5:19pm by jahawa7293

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Two words: Birth control. Idiots like you should NOT be parents.

#5 - On 01/13/2010 at 5:23pm by AGGoddess

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