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Today, my daughter thought that my new and expensive cologne smelled funny. She then decided to empty its contents down the toilet and refill the bottle with "nice-smelling things". I now smell like a mixture of chicken soup, my wife's perfume, tomato sauce and orange juice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21458) - you deserved it (2879)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:34am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

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