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Today, my friend's son asked me how much coke costs in this place. I told him "about a dollar?" He said "wow, that's really cheap for blow." He's 10. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26917) - you deserved it (1895)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:55pm - kids - by Morgan (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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#3... what the hell? I'm happy to say I'm almost 16 and have NEVER smoked or done any drugs.

#15 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:15pm by e_monz

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Sounds like your friend is a shitty dad.

#22 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:09pm by ClickClickCamera

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