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Today, at 7 in the morning, I end up outside in a night dress, with bare feet and in the rain. I've just found out that my two year old son now knows how to close the patio door, which of course, has no outside door handle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18708) - you deserved it (3077)

On 01/02/2009 at 8:22pm - kids - by lilou - Sent from mobile version

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I locked my mom out of the house once when I was two. Apparently, I was mad because she yelled at me.

#1 - On 02/07/2009 at 10:25am by amadeusrexxor

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Now you know why you should get one with an outside handle.

#4 - On 03/21/2009 at 2:58am by diskincluded

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