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Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9418) - you deserved it (24038)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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