Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
I agree, your life sucks (6920) - you totally deserved it (19549)
On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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you cant get suspended from pre-school.....
:D
(-1)Awwww, poor DoomJeff is gonna get called a moron now by all the idiots who don't understand that moderators edit things. :(
It's okay DoomJeff, I saw it and thought your comment was funny.
#13 - On 12/12/2009 at 3:53am by pickle_matrix
(0)methinks you suck as a parent or have a older child who likes tricking their younger sibling.
#18 - On 12/12/2009 at 4:57am by brutallyhonest24
(-1)Just because it happened on fucking Supernanny doesn't mean it's real.
#77 - On 12/12/2009 at 6:20pm by SweetPotatoVines
(+2)OP, your kid fucking rocks!
Hopefully you'll remember that when you have to pay for a shitload of therapy.
#83 - On 12/12/2009 at 7:27pm by crazytoaster
(0)my boyfriend was expelled from his preschool. so, you are correct in a sense, but kids CAN get expelled from preschool.
#85 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:57pm by chicken_lover
(-1)methinks you shouldn't say methinks ever again, what are you 9?
#113 - On 12/14/2009 at 11:05pm by GuitarJunkie6258
(0)Good for you.. These days, most of the kids would have answered: "fight"..
#134 - On 01/19/2010 at 12:16am by Secret_Fire_King
(0)134, I agree withh yuuu /:
also, despite that, I still think it's sad how this child said anything like that in the first place.
#155 - On 07/15/2010 at 11:24pm by RachelTheLoser
(+1)mmmmmmm wonder where she learned that word????????????
#2 - On 12/12/2009 at 3:16am by sdcrazy1018
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I hope they take your kid(s) away from you. There is no reason for a preschooler to know that word, let alone use it.
(+4)If you think something like knowing the word "fuck" (maybe even from a sibling putting the TV on with the kid around or something or maybe someone like an older brat saying parents do that or something), is grounds for taking a child away from their parents and shoving them into the hellhole of abuse and misery that foster parenting often is, you're the one who's the most screwed up here.
(+1)I knew the word "fuck" when I was about 4 years old and my mother never uses it and didn't let me watch TV unsupervised by then... oviously you can learn such words from other children.
But if she learned it a home, her mother sucks!
#22 - On 12/12/2009 at 5:27am by bittersweets
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@moe: I'm not screwed up and I'm tired of hearing everyone rag on this countries foster programs. I was raised in the system and I'm doing damn well for myself. That kid needs some discipline.
(-1)Just because you were lucky doesn't mean it's that way for all children in foster care. At any rate, given the fact that the kid could've picked that up from anywhere doesn't mean she should be taken off her parents. That's ridiculous.
#69 - On 12/12/2009 at 2:36pm by Twinklestar
(+1)With all due respect:
"FUCK YOU #11! You're the embodiment of everything wrong with child protective services." You seriously had better be a troll, people who think that really shouldn't exist.
Now that I've said that:
- I'm doubtful people suspend preschoolers, but I'm not from Texas... so i wouldn't know.
- Sex isn't some filthy disgusting immoral in every way act that is somehow tolerated in society because without it we die off. It's an expression of love, it feels awesome, and it is consensual. RAPE is wrong. Sex is not.
- I'm sorry, but I just can't side with the educational system on this one. Why do they have punishments for using a very select vocabulary? I can SORT OF understand why a parent would do that, but it's just stupid trying to extend that into the educational system. Shelter parents just have to learn to accept that the whole world isn't going to put on a mask and pretend to be something it's not every time your innocent little precious is within earshot. If you think it's worth it to punish everyone who doesn't do this... you're ignorant, in denial, and stupid.
I WOULD comment FYL, but frankly it doesn't merit that. You've got a lively sex life with your husband and you've got an awesome daughter who tells it like it is.
#76 - On 12/12/2009 at 5:39pm by 42billybob
(0)Seeing as your responses indicate you're on crack, I'd hesitate to agree you're doing well.
#84 - On 12/12/2009 at 7:29pm by bridgetoparadise
(-1)@twinkle: Luck? Luck had nothing to do with it, I worked my ass off. A kid in foster care or the system has just as big of chance at sucess as everyone else. All that matters is the effort put forth.
(-1)@bridge: Hmmmmmm, very nice insult. Maybe I'll go smoke some right now, tell your mom I'll be right over!
(-1)@Twinkle: Don't you think if the child was taught that word outside of the house than she would have used it at home at some point?
(-2)@billy: With all due respect, kiss my ass. It's people like you who are responsible for the kids stuck in unsafe, nasty and violent families. Sex may not be bad but it has no place in a child's mind.
(0)Agreed with 42billybob, 100%
Sex is nothing to hide or be ashamed of.
#109 - On 12/14/2009 at 3:00am by PaulWeller
(0)nobody said it was shoved in the kid's face. she probably learned it from other kids. i knew what sex was at age four, only because of my older brother flaunting his knowledge of it.
it's not a big fucking deal, & NOT grounds to take a kid away from her family, which (GASP!) may in fact, be a GOOD family.
don't give me the sob story that you were raised in foster care. both of my parents are dead, & i was in that system until me, my twin sister, & my brother (who was fifteen) were adopted when i was eight (i'm now fifteen). you were lucky. my foster parents always had at LEAST one kid that had been abused & mistreated by their foster parents. & frankly, I ALWAYS HATED MY FOSTER PARENTS. they seemed like heartless people who just wanted money from the government.
chances are, OP's daughter loves her parents, & OH GOD FORBID SHE KNOWS THE WORD FUCK.
TL;DR? foster care is hell.
(0)no a foster kid has a way lower chance of success than a rich white kid from a great family. A poor black kid born to a teenage mother in Compton does not have the same chance of success as a rich white kid who goes to a private school and has access to a lot of resources. People don't all have the same opportunities as others. it is a fact of life. Some people just start out in better situations than others. It isn't fair but it is reality.
(0)@ jweezy: My point isn't that blacks from blue collared families have the same shot as whites from white collared families but black orphans have just as much chance as other blacks from good homes.
(0)also @ jweezy: Speaking of reality, it is reality that orphans can have it rough but so can everybody else. My life was far from easy but I worked my ass off and pulled through it all.
(0)@ sparky: sob story? Seems you're the 1 with the sob story. My parent's and my mom's parents were all killed in a plane crash and my dad's parents didn't want anything to do with me, forcing me into
(0)foster care at 6 where I stayed for 12 years but I didn't sit on my ass and cry and bitch about how unfair my life was, I did what I had to to get where I am. I'm sorry that you had it rough in foster
(0)care but without that system where would you and I be today? All the kids that I watched leave the system without permission ended up dead or in prison.. It can be good or bad but it's whatever you
(0)make out of it. All that beinb said, I will admit that my comment about the child being taken away was too much based off the very little info given here.
(0)Dude, shut up. Your life sucks. Big deal, so do a lot of other peoples'. People's. Damnit!
But the point here is that you cannot simply take a kid away from her parents (whom we know nothing about) because- holy crap- she knows a bad word. Society's a mess, but it doesn't work that way.
4yrold: Fuckity fuck fuck.
Society: ERROR. MUST TERMINATE PARENTS. *zzt, zzt!*
No. And here's another thing- just because she's four doesn't mean she's not smart enough to know better than to mention a bad word around her parents. But, the fact remains that she said it at preschool, probably because she didn't expect consequences. The end. Of story.
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#154 - On 06/04/2010 at 1:32am by safirestar09
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I call fake. As mentioned above, you can't get suspended from pre-school. HOWEVER, if it is real, then your kid should be taken away by Child Protective Services. Don't fuck in front of your kids, you sicko.
#12 - On 12/12/2009 at 3:44am by Emperor_Jim
(+2)As other people have been saying she could have heard it from some older kid maybe a sitter or something. My niece recently learned the words "dumbass" and "asshole" and we don't use them at home. In fact we don't even speak English at home most of the time. Oh want to hear the best part, her twin sister didn't hear of the words until she came home shouting them so obviously some kid in her class picked it up from somewhere and she picked it up.
And another thing the parents don't have to be "fucking" in front of her for her to hear a phrase and repeat it. Its likely doubtful that she even knows what that word means. Kids are little tape recorders they pick up and repeat anything they hear. For you to say she should be taken away because of one phrase she repeated is just ridiculous. CPS has better things to do then be the potty-mouth police.
Well... being that the child is only 4 years old, I'm not quite sure she knows what the word 'fuck' means. And besides, sometimes kids walk in on their parents, that is if the child ever saw them actually fuck.
#31 - On 12/12/2009 at 7:45am by apfluxx
(+1)Oh, you can def get suspended from pre-school. I did when I told them that I wanted some "fucking 7-up"
Oh the good old days...
#36 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:39am by kittenkissies
(0)actually, my half brother was suspended from preschool, then they kicked him out like two months later. and also just because the kid said er parents fuck doesn't mean that they fuck infront of her, she probably just heard the word somewhere
#142 - On 01/25/2010 at 8:52pm by RabenSchwartz
(+1)Though I too find it hard to believe she got suspended from pre-school I've seen 1st graders suspnded so it's possible I guess. Also has anyone thought that maybe she was put up to saying it by another classmate or maybe she heard it from an older sibling/ or a care taker other then her mother?
#16 - On 12/12/2009 at 4:21am by abciseasyas123
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My guess is, if she's black or latino, they'd more than likely suspend the kid.
Whites? not so much.
(-1)Hmmm, you sound like your trash, wouldn't want to insult all "white" people for your stupidity and ignorance. Sounds like your a product of racist influences, I pity you.
#41 - On 12/12/2009 at 10:09am by Starfire22
(0)I'm getting tired of your racist comments, MrMaD... you honestly believe that if the 4-year-old girl was black or latino, she'd get suspended quicker? You, sir, are a first class idiot.
#50 - On 12/12/2009 at 11:27am by ProtoBuster_1
(+1)In all fairness, MrMaD has a point. Statistically speaking, if both kids were in the exact same circumstance, the kid from an ethnic minority would unfortunately be punished more often and more severely than the kid that isn't. The same is true with the justice system. I don't think merely pointing that out is grounds for assuming someone is racist, either.
#52 - On 12/12/2009 at 11:37am by CrimsonImpact
(-1)Based on other comments mrmad has posted, he portrays himself as both sexist and racist, so it's pretty safe to assume this...
#54 - On 12/12/2009 at 11:40am by Starfire22
(0)Troll or not, all I do is spit the truth.
I also grew up watching damn near everything I mention unfold around me, to my dismay.
perhaps, I'm just a reflection of my environment...online anyways ;)
(+1)Actually, I think Mr. Mad is making a fair point in saying that many parts of America are still racist and in some schools, considerations over students are sometimes taken in by judging their race, ethnicity, or religion. It happens.
#102 - On 12/13/2009 at 5:05pm by monster_tamer
(-2)well mrmad, I'm white and what would 5 year old whites get I'd they were suspended?
don't worry I'm not calling racist and I don't plan to.
#19 - On 12/12/2009 at 5:03am by hXcsoccerplaya
(0)That girl probably doesn't even know what "fuck" means! When I was 4, I used to say a lot of words I learned from my friends' older siblings and didn't know what they meant, even "fuck", and my parents never say it nor did it in front of me (yuk, I've wrong mental pics, now!)
(+1)I had to put this one on my faves because it's hysterical!
I do think it's rather harsh for the preschool to suspend your daughter just for saying that word. She probably doesn't even know what it means and the school should know that. Think of this as an opportunity to put your daughter into a better preschool.
#25 - On 12/12/2009 at 6:00am by SenGaeriel
(+1)i don't know why... but for some reason this fml reminded me of the scene in the orphan where the mom/kate talks to esther (after seeing kate and john in the kitchen) and esther says, "i know. they f***." hahaha
sounds like you need to have a talk with your kid about what you were doing so they'll understand. or just not do those things when they're around.
#30 - On 12/12/2009 at 7:14am by pinkkloverr
(+1)I work in a preschool and you can definitely get suspended or kicked out due to behaviour. It's not unheard of at all.
That said, I think this is hilarious.
(+1)OMG this is hilarious. I would've loved to see her teachers face when she said this. haha.
And seriously get off her ass just because the child knows the word 'fuck' doesn't mean she knows what it means or that her parents are doing this in front of her. Younger kids pick up on things and without knowing what they mean they use them.
(+1)whats up with all these essay Comments. you guys Are so LAme.................CAnt balme a kid for expressing their mind.. FInd a new way/place
to have sex DUMB parents
#38 - On 12/12/2009 at 8:44am by frankgrimes
(+2)You need to find a new preschool. No preschool should be suspending a kid. Preschoolers aren't old enough to control impulses, and unless the child is posing a threat to other students, they have no business suspending them.
(+1)YDI, for letting your pre-schooler learn a word like that AND having them know what it means at such a young age. My nieces that I baby sit (kindergarten and 2nd grade) know the word, but they also know not to use it, and they haven't a clue what it means. Also FYL for the school over-reacting about what a little kid says.
#40 - On 12/12/2009 at 9:19am by Idontgivedamn
(-2)Lol, Texas.
YDI for even letting your pre-schooler know that word. When I was little, my parents would never say the word "fuck" around me, would never let me watch any show or movie I could hear it from, and if someone around us or on tv DID let it slip, they'd remind me NEVER to use it. Of course, I didn't even know what it means. I'm not sure your daughter really does either, but still.
Bad parenting for the lose.
Who are you to judge someone else's parenting skills all because their daughter said the word 'fuck?' She's got to be no older than 5 years old and doesn't understand the meaning of the word, even if you try to explain it to her. She probably heard it from another kid in her class. You know, parents can't control everything their kids hear.
#47 - On 12/12/2009 at 11:01am by apfluxx
(+3)Mom and dad probably make amateur porn and have the little kid hold the camera.
That's life in America for you: need a license to drive, need a license to cut someone's hair, have to be 21 to buy a beer... but any pair of nimrods are allowed to have a kid and raise it as they see fit.
#46 - On 12/12/2009 at 10:58am by FerrariCake
(0)I wouldn't worry too much about it. Just let her know that it's a bad word and she shouldn't use it. I doubt she even knows what it means, this is going to be a funny story to tell her first boyfriend. =P It'll embarrass the shit out of her later on. LOL! That's BS that the school suspended her, though. Little kids can't control that stuff and they're worse than parrots! Everything they hear whether it be from a parent, friend, aunt, uncle, cousin, etc. they repeat. I highly doubt she learned this from her parents because she probably doesn't even know what fucking is.
The way she said it sounds like she heard it from someone else, intentional or otherwise. It's like in kindergarten cop when the kids talk about their parents, it's usually "my mommy says my dad...". She probably heard this from someone else and repeated it to the class.
#48 - On 12/12/2009 at 11:07am by perfectwinds
(+2)Since when is it the school's damn business what the kids' parents do at home?
#49 - On 12/12/2009 at 11:12am by thighsofglory
(0)For some reson this reminded me of the scene in "The Orphan" where Esther says, "I know. They f'ck." and later that mom is like, "What family did she come from?"
(0) 45 I saw that episode too! where the little kid threw a chair at the staff and got expelled from preschool... yeaahhh.
but yeah. nice parenting
#56 - On 12/12/2009 at 12:02pm by trinatruffle
(0)lol!fso freaking funny!wow,ur daughter told u!lol! XD
#58 - On 12/12/2009 at 12:25pm by Gossip_Luver
(0)the teacher and principal were probably jealous because they don't get any at home, as they have no sense of humor!
(0)Another student could have put her up to it. When I was in first or second grade, I had no idea what it meant to stick up my middle finger. Some boy told me to stick it up at some other kid, so I did. The teacher just told me not to do it again though.
It's amazing how many YDIs the OP is getting from people who clearly know nothing about children. There are more influences in a kids life than their parents.
#64 - On 12/12/2009 at 1:40pm by shananigans
(0)1st you don't suspend preschoolers. 2nd you shouldn't be that obvious around your children, that's disgusting, emotionally scarring, and is teaching them that being openly promiscuous is ok. LASTLY, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SPEAKING THAT WAY IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILDREN SO THEY SAY FUCK! I'm glad you're not my mother!
How are two parents who have sex with each other "only promiscuous?"
#66 - On 12/12/2009 at 2:12pm by apfluxx
(+1)Oh and this is a little suspicious because if she is in preschool then the teachers are more likely to come talk to you about what goes on at home than to punish her.
(+1)get it on the news: "kid suspended for telling truth, authorities detained, controversy continues"
#70 - On 12/12/2009 at 3:17pm by blland
(0)When I was like three or four, I learned words like 'shit' and others from my grandfather; my mother was nevertheless not very happy with him after I started repeating the words in public restaurants 8D
#72 - On 12/12/2009 at 4:08pm by SeventhFonons
(+1)That's actually pretty funny, sucks that she got suspended.
I don't understand why some people think that the kid seeing her parents having sex would teach her the word 'fuck'. Unless they were talking dirty...she probably learned it from somewhere else. When I was younger I learned a lot of bad words from my older cousins. And if the kid had never used any bad words in front of her parents up to that point, how would she know they were bad? If she was never reprimanded, she probably had no idea.
(+2)Thats why I hate school. They ask a question, then reprimand you when it falls outside what they expect.
#92 - On 12/13/2009 at 1:35am by RuralNinja
(+2)hey don't punish her for tellin the truth, and people wonder why children tell lies
#93 - On 12/13/2009 at 2:47am by I_Own_Ubers
(+1)At least she didn't go into detail. You'd never be able to show your face again if all of the preschoolers knew what you did with barbed wire and a rubber chicken.
(0)YDI. she obviously learns that stuff somewhere. i bet youre the type of parents that let her watch whatever she wants as well, and will wonder what went wrong when she's one of the slutty girls at school. smh
#98 - On 12/13/2009 at 2:55pm by TheMischiefMaker
(0)lmfao, this just made my day ! you have a very funny daughter (:
#99 - On 12/13/2009 at 3:05pm by terriibabiiix23
Wow... Her knowing how to say the word is not near as bad as her knowing what it means. In my opinion at least. Whomever taught her the meaning deserves a good throat punch!
OP, if you weren't the one teaching her these things then FYL but if you were... Then throat punch it is.
#100 - On 12/13/2009 at 4:18pm by I_Heart_Him
(0)Seriously? If I had a kid, I'd be proud if he knew what swear words meant at 5.
#130 - On 01/10/2010 at 10:10pm by QWERTYCommander
(0)that is absolutely hilarious!! and ironic....considering what they're teaching her is not to be honest. But then again that punishment will hopefully teach her to use a screening process, that lets her pick up on social etiquecy. On that note i generally like people who tell it like it is anyway!! hahhaha i love this fml
#115 - On 12/17/2009 at 6:05am by lifeisgood8
(0)I really don't think their is anything wrong with swearing anyway, not that I do it often, or was raised to. It's just a wordd...to incorporate emphasis, or express shock/anger etc. what makes it so different then any other word that is used for that purpose? Society iss crazzzyyy..I can understand how calling anyone a bitch can be offensive since it means female dog...but if I called someone a female dog instead would that be any different/ sound better.....
#116 - On 12/17/2009 at 6:10am by lifeisgood8
(0)ROFL I hope it was a private school, that would eb TOTALLY EPIC =P
#117 - On 12/19/2009 at 4:40am by SiLvEr_070
(0)hahaha. I love this kid. But you should sorta make sure it doesn't happen again...
#118 - On 12/19/2009 at 11:19pm by marsjunkiegirl
(0)You deserve it for a) using that kind of language around her, b) not teaching her what words are inappropriate, and c) doing SOMETHING that allowed her to not only use, but understand the meaning of the word fuck.
#120 - On 12/28/2009 at 5:31pm by glasswater
(0)WOW #9 you are dumb. You can get suspended from pre-school. I was suspended and kicked out when I was younger. Lol
#125 - On 12/29/2009 at 11:08pm by missangelj_08
(0)That is epic... You just have to love foulmouthed people (though not children, but ok), they are usually so must more eloquent than the frigid pristine ones...
(Check out Stephen Fry on this subject http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_osQvkeNRM)
(0)My son knows what bad words are (hes 5) because he's heard people say them..I dont curse in front of him at all and he knows better to say any word that is a curse word. You cant shelter your kids from hearing things but you CAN prevent them from repeating them by teaching them morals. I explain to my son that cuss words are rude and ugly and smart people like him never need to say those things because a smart person can think of better words to say to explain how they feel without being offensive.
#129 - On 01/05/2010 at 11:58pm by AngieVengeance
(0)you should be ashamed OP. to do that with the kid obviously knowing what your doing... do you know how disturbing that is to hear your parents doing it in the next room and you can do nothing but wish they would stop? fuck you.
#133 - On 01/11/2010 at 4:18pm by toxic10uhc
(0)Suspended for swearing!? In my day, you would just get a time out for that. I know a 13-year old shouldn't say "in my day..." but this calls for it.
#147 - On 02/18/2010 at 1:28am by QWERTYCommander
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#151 - On 04/14/2010 at 11:15pm by crazybabesam988
(0)The teacher deserves it for asking. What kind of question is that even? I hate when teachers act like "Oh, that's innapropriate what you just did." but they do it. I had a teacher that swore all the time in class, and if we swore we would get in so much trouble. It's stupid and hypocritical.
#153 - On 05/31/2010 at 8:59am by Freakkshoooww
(0)You might want to take a hint from that to be a little quieter than.
#156 - On 07/18/2010 at 9:04pm by WillyShakes
