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Today, I was giving my 4 month old son a bath. I felt something in the tub and thought it was a fragment of a bar of soap, but couldn't see because of the suds. I squeezed it and brought it to the surface, revealing my son's green poop. He was smiling at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26794) - you deserved it (4504)

On 12/07/2009 at 5:58pm - kids - by tubby - United States (Florida)

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nice, a present!

#2 - On 12/07/2009 at 9:33pm by m0riendi

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That really sucks. It's definitely an FML. Ah, the joy of having children (I'm getting my tubs tied at 18 :P) Nah, just kidding. At least u have something to scold ur kid about when he's older and doesn't want to clean his room.

"I've dealt with ur shit for too long!!" haha

#10 - On 12/07/2009 at 9:41pm by KamilleBlack

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